Whats to tell I am me take it or leave it I am a BBW I am looking for a FWB near my location who can ideally host text and meet daytime weekdays If this isnt you please dont waste my time Of note I am looking for younger 3050So many have asked i decided to include it here No I DO NOT DRIVE FOR UBER what I do know is you did not take the time to read all of my profile Uber the ultimate bag I like purses dont have to be expensive and tote bags Lady is self explanatory If you contact me be a little savvy I am chunky BBW 64 yrs old I have brown short length hair and brown eyes Please think If you think this would interest you by all means contact me however my time is valuable II am secure enough I do not really care what others think I am educated and get bored easily I like a person that can converse about more than the weather I am looking for intimate ongoing friendship If I choose to give freely of an intimate part of myself I believe it is fair to ask of a little time and conversation from you My expectations are that you would be able to text I am not looking to change my situation however if I just wanted sex an orgasm I can get that from my magic wand If you can not text I am not interested I am a small BBW if this does not interest you again please dont waste my timeI have a dry quirky humor takes a little time to get to know it IF YOU ARE SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO MEET ONCE AND FUCK MOVE ON I AM NOT INTEREST IN PLAYERS I AM LOOKING FOR A LONG TERM AFFAIR NOT TO BE A NOTCH ON A BEDPOSTMy antibucket listLike many others before me I found myself reflecting on the fertile question of whats next Since Im told the 50s are when we women are supposed to find our mojo I figured I have already found my mojo since Im in my 60sI have considered whats next I remembered what so many other 60 somethings shared as I joined their ranksYou learn to not give a shit about what other people think So I wondered what else should I give up If Im going to not give a darn what other people think maybe the second half isnt so much about what we want to do but what we wont do anymoreI came up with this The AntiBucket List for Women1 Cease considering the latest rules to follow or ignore when opening the closetIll wear whatever the hell I want to when I want to Honestly if it fits me doesnt embarrass me and makes me happy Im going to wear it This includes a mans flannel shirt over my tank and pantiesTheres no red carpet to walk down lined with eyes of scrutiny and if you find yourself on one see 2 below2 Realize theres nothing more to proveto anyoneIf they cant see for themselves how smart caring and amazing I am dont expect me to tap dance to prove itStop dancing for others I only dance to the tune of the poets lyrics Can you write3 Lay down the sword of superior strengthIve supported myself since I was 17 years old theres no more need to prove my strengthIf a man or woman wants to take care of me treat me like a queen and spoil me rotten Ill accept it with gratitudeIve learned that accepting does not make me weak or needy nor does it require I give up any control in lifeReceptivity has nothing to do with character strength4 Remove the anxiety and rock the raunchyIf the thought of this makes you cringe see 5 below5 Leave your homelandHow the puritanical modesty of the pilgrim woman has lasted for over 1618 years is surely a mystery to be solved Maybe it was the iron pantiesWomen in other countries rock their femininity regardless of thigh size or birth year have you seen women in Africa I am told women there who are larger it is a sign of wealth they get plenty to eatAmericas body shape fashion rules continue to be saluted with a well manicured middle finger in most countries outside the USAReject the ridiculous rules of size and age dictated sexy this goes without saying I am sexy6 Curb the compariTheres always going to be another woman whos smarter sexier more successful and probably more entertaining than I am go try and get herThe caveat Theres no other woman on the planet with my exact comboCelebrating your unique recipe of flawed perfection allows those around you to appreciate the exotic flavor of you Ill light a candle turn down the lights and put my wiggly jiggly fabulous body parts into whatever makes me feel sexyWARNING Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future If you have or do it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, A remote wilderness spot, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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