"I do not care what car you drive or where you live. Nor do I care if you know someone who knows someone who knows someone. If your clothes are this year's cutting edge. If your trust fund is unlimited. If you are A-list B-list or never heard of you list. I only care about the words that come from your mind. They are the only thing you truly own. The only thing i will remember you by. I will not fall in love with your bones or skin. I will not fall in love with the places you have been. I will not fall in love with anything but the words that flutter from your extraordinary mind." Looking for coffee at Starbucks, wild uninhibited sex, or get married and watch the grandchildren run around the house. Or something in between. I guess what I'm saying is... you get what you see and if you like what you see, send me a text and we can start at the beginning. You can define the beginning and I'll play along. Then if we hit it off... we go from their. Yeah, that's it. Good plan Ger.

My Ideal Person My Ideal Woman

My ideal woman. How shall I describe her? With words I suppose.

She has blond hair. Or she is a brunette. Red hair is hot too.

And strawberry blond is just fun to say. She shall have hair in general. This hair shall be long or short if she looks hot with short hair, and it shall be tied into a pony tail or multiple pony tails, or basically any type of tail or just left long and styled, or unstyled or styled as unstyled or styled by accident. No mange tho.

Her awesome rockin' body shall be adorned with clothing which immediately causes me to engage in unnecessarily long, elaborate, and most likely illegal fantasy scenarios.

I don't really care what kind of shoes.

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