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Articles by gashapon2

gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
White Reactions to Interracial Unions Between People of Color   10/27/2009

I did not write this article. I found it on ColorQworld and it echos my observation, in life and in this website. It reflects my bitterness in a lot of ways. That is why I want to share it and hope


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
A logger's dilemma   10/6/2009

One afternoon, a logger was chopping a tree next to a river. He accidently dropped his axe into the river. Not knowing what to do, he sat there and cried. An angel magically appeared and said, "Wha


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
Free service!   10/6/2009

A priest went into a barbor shop for a haircut. The barbor didn't accept the money. He said, "Free service for the church". The next morning, he found a dozen copies of The Bible with a 'Thank you'


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
Rescheduling the exam   10/5/2009

Three college students had a wild party over a weekend. On Monday morning they realized they had a Chemistry exam that morning. So they told the professor, "We went out of town and on Sunday we blew


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
30 truths about women   9/1/2009

1. Wherever they are, women will stop to look at four things, earrings, handbags, shoes, and clothes.

2. Women love eating chocolate cake but always complain about their weight.

3.


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
The most popular discussion topic after seeing the movie "Watchmen"   3/27/2009

Top ten most popular 'Watchmen' post-movie topic of conversation.

10. Rochach as Randian ideal. 9. Quantum mechanics and Thermodynamics miracle. 8. Free will versus determinism. 7. Do the


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
What kind of women do men really want?   11/25/2008

What kind of women do men really want?

1. She should keep the house clean and tidy. 2. She should have a sense of humor, keep us in good mood. 3. She should be the one we can consult and talk


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
-in-laws   11/25/2008

A wealthy elderly woman had three daughters. All of them were married to successful men. But the mother was still worried if her daughters would be taken care of after she's gone. So she devised a


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
Clitoris and Antarctica   11/25/2008

What is the similarity between Clitoris and Antarctica?

Most men know where it is but only a few really care.


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
A right question is worth a million bucks   10/26/2008

Have you ever found it is very hard to convince people? The truth is, we cannot convince people, the better way is to ask the right question and let them convince themselves. Here is an example:

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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
Preference and prejudice   10/20/2008

Due to my ignorance, I have put my foot in my mouth and people’s feet in my ass. Regarding interracial dating (especially that involves Asian individual), I now understand that people have pre


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
Missing spatula   8/6/2008

A mother came to visit her while he attend college. She found out he is sharing his apartment with a girl name Kate. As they are having dinner, the seems to figure out what is in his mom's mind so


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
Strange but true   8/6/2008

We always loose things when we need it, but always find it when we don't need it.

If we need to go to the toilet, we can hold it for a really long time, but when we get in front of the toilet


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
Highpriced girl   8/6/2008

Jenny is a high-priced girl in Las Vegas. One night a man came and ask for her by name. When she saw him she said, "It will be $400". He said, "No problem." And they went. The next night, the same


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
Remember when you first use a computer?   7/30/2008

I read this article about 10 years ago and I still think it if funny. If any one have stories similar to this to share, lets hear them.

As the world become more hi-tech, more people are usin


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
Red ring around the penis   7/26/2008

John, a well-known womaniser and night owl, woke up and saw a read ring around his penis. He was really scared and went to see the doctor. Unfortunately even the smart doctor couldn't analize what k


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
It really hurts!   7/26/2008

In a delivery room, the doctor just delivered a healthy baby boy. The baby is a genius and could talk as soon has he was born. He looked around the room and saw the doctor. He asked, "Are you the d


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
She is a witch!!!   7/26/2008

Once apon a time. Kren was arrested and about to be executed. But the King made him and offer to spare his life if he could answer one very difficult question. Kren had one year to figure out an ans


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
Problem with name   9/27/2007

Girl 1: I can't believe a sweater could cause problems in my relationship with John. Girl 2: Why? Did you loose his sweaater? Was it expensive? Girl 1: No. Two days ago I went to his apartment but


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
Before and after marriage   9/27/2007

Before marriage Man: Yes! It's finally the time. I can't wait. Woman: Are you going to break up with me? Man: Absolutely not! Don't even think about it. Woman: Do you still love me? Man: Of course.


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
Toilet seat   9/15/2007

The wife was fed up with the laziness of her husband because he didn't lift the toilet seat up when he pissed. The toilet seat became a big wet mess every morning. So she yelled at him, "Look you la


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
Birthday present. From the heart.   9/6/2007

A guy want to buy a present for his girlfriend. They just start going out recently. After careful consideration, he bought her a pair of gloves. And write her a romantic personal message.




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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
Very good dentist   9/6/2007

A man and a woman met at the bar. They seem to hit it off pretty well. An hour after they met, they decided to go to the woman's condo. After a few more drinks, the man took off his shirt and washed


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
American, Canadian, and Scottish   9/5/2007

After a plane crash, three men, an American, a Sottish, and a Canadian, stood in front of gateway to afterlife facing the grim reaper. The grim reaper said, "I do not have space here to take you at t


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
Why is liquor better than wife?   9/3/2007

1. Liquor never go shopping. You don't have to give it money.

2. You can have international liquor without the problem of language barrier. May it be American beer, French wine, Japanese


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
The new CEO   9/3/2007

A corporation is in trouble because of its performance. The new CEO in charge faces with the task of get the corporation back on its feet. First policy he implements is to increase productivity and


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
Strong medicine   9/3/2007

A woman saw her doctor and discussed about her husband didn't make love to her as often any more. The doctor gave her some sexual stimulant. He cautioned her, "Now this drug is still experimental, j


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
Sex and nose picking   9/3/2007

One day a father and were talking.

: Dad, how does it feel to make love? Father: It feels like picking your nose. : So how come when making love, women moan like they are happier than the me


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
Dogs Dogs Dogs   8/16/2007

Why are dogs better than men?

misses you when you are not home. feels guilty when it does something wrong. doesn't critisize your friends. doesn't feel pressured by your intellegence. You can


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
From Technical Support   8/16/2007

Attn: Technical Support; Subject: A bug in the program.

Dear Technical support;

Last year I upgraded program Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, I found there are strange things happening.


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
10 reasons why sex is better than school   8/16/2007

1. You can finish faster. 2. You can finish together with your partner. 3. You can do it when feel like it. 4. Lots of "How to" videos. 5. You can be as loud as you like in the room. 6. You don'


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
10 reasons why studying is better than sex   8/16/2007

1. You can always find someone to join you. 2. You can stop when you are tired and won't upset your partner. 3. You can finish as quickly as you like, and don't have to feel guilty. 4. When you op


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
Desirable Asian men; do you ever fantasize about them?   8/15/2007

Asian guys, we have come a long way, baby!

First off, this is not meant to be serious, I never intend it to be.

Asian men in the media have always been under-represented. How often


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
Family of three   8/13/2007

At dinner, a wife asked her husband, "How do you feel about us being family of three?" The husband has always wanted a , so he is very exited. "That would be great! When?". "Next week, my mother is


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
$200   8/10/2007

One day the husband was out working and wife stayed home. In the after noon, a friend of family named John stopped by. He asked the wife, "Is your husband home?" She said, "He won't be back until s


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
Premature ejaculation   8/10/2007

A man has problems of prematur ejaculation. He went to see a doctor about it. The doctor gave him advise, "When you feel you are about to cum, do something that startle you. It should help."


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
Look at my face   8/10/2007

The husband was watching football on TV, the wife came asked him, "Dear, could you fix the light in the hallway? It has been out for weeks". The husband answered, "What, am I an electrician? Look at


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
Big family   8/10/2007

A sheikh has a large harem with 30 wives and 150 . One day he was riding his Rolls-Royce in town an saw an attractive young woman. He told the driver to stop over and talked to the young woman "Hey


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
The truth you may not know   8/10/2007

1. Boss always come to work late when you are early and always early when you are late. 2. Criminals are someone like you and me, only got caught. 3. Diplomats can talk you into going to hell, and


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
The ghost who loves me   8/9/2007

I am not sure this story is classified as erotic or not. Oh well, read on and decide.



I have a friend who used to work together with me in a concrete factory on the outskirt of Bang


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
Social Structure   5/20/2007

A boy got homework to explain about social structure. At dinner he asked his dad. “Dad, can you explain the social structure to me?” Dad says, “Sure , I will explain in a very si


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
Swinging   3/24/2007

Two couples are out camping in the woods. They have known each other for a long time. One of the husbands suggested to the other three. "Let's try swapping". All of them thought it would be fun and


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
Slut and bitch   3/24/2007

What is the difference between a slut and a bitch?
A slut will sleep with anyone. A bitch will sleep with anyone except you.


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
Getting even at a gold digger   1/16/2007

Hi guys; I found this article and I have to share it. This should bring you a smile for those who hate gold diggers. Here goes.
Koosang Koosom (www.koosangkoosom.com) is a gossip magazi


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
Paying for your sin   7/4/2006

A man who committed adultery died and went to hell. The grim reaper met him at the gate of hell saying that he will be burned in hellish fire for eternity. As the grim reaper was leading him to th


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gashapon2 55 M
38  Articles
My girlfriend's sister   3/10/2006

Someone told me this story and I want to share with you. This guy is a friend of a friend of mine.
I was engaged and have already planned a marriage with my girlfriend. Her family seems t


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