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[COLOI Exhibitionist
The Perfect Woman Some years ago, I met the perfect woman for me. I say, for me, because I wasn't , and am not now, looking for a woman that you would take home to mom. I want the woman that dad wishes that you would bring home. As I am usually in PM (Pervert mode), I wanted, and still do want, a slut. I don't really like the term"Slut" but it's an easy way to describe her. And I don't mean it as a bad thing.
She was beautiful in face and form. We seemed to click instantly. We went to bed on the first real date. She loved oral, giving as well as receiving and even liked anal on occasion. A good cook and house keeper, although that is not high on my priorities. She knew how to dress to accentuate her many assets. Not that she would be to forward or revealing around friends or family, but did like to let people know what she had. And she was slightly flirty but I like that. And at home and by ourselves, If we wern't naked, we were not far from it.
But the best times were when away from home. On weekend trips, the truck drivers and many others got shows that they are probably still talking about. Flashing boobs was kid stuff. Rear end in the window with a vibrator inserted was more her style. Giving me a hand or blow job while playing with herself or me fingering her, that was her style. I do feel badly about the church bus that passed us in Arkansas but thee preacher got some good material for a serman that day. Rest areas along the roads were a great playground for flashing or having sex with the posibility of, or actually in a few cases, being seen. Room service wearing a towel or, a couple of times, naked. Towel slipping or T-shirt and bending over. She never wore under wear on our trips and I didn't and still don't. Short skirts and nipple slips in pool halls and bars. Leaving the curtain slightly open in motel rooms. I could go on and on but you get the picture. She was even talking of being shared, which I would love. She talked of adding a woman to our bed or where ever we decided to have sex which I really looked forward to. I had the perfect world. She was my world.
What happened you ask? Well maybe you didn't ask but it's my story so I will tell you.
I am a man so, naturally, I screwed it up. What did I do? It's simple. I married her.
Over night, she became a Nun. No more flashing or wild sex. I mentioned a nudist resort to her. "That's disgusting." Now she has become the woman that you would take home to mom.
I am looking for another like her. Will I marry again? If I find her, probably. As a man I don't learn very well. But, although most in here are not real, I know that there are women out there who share my wants and needs. And, in all probability, there are some in here. Most will be taken but there may be one or two who are not. She may work at Walmart or at the local diner or grocery store. I'll keep hoping and searching.
Later folks. R blue]
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Erogenous Zone
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Posted:Jul 21, 2014 10:32 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 3:1 pm
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I have often heard that the mind is the most powerful erogenous zone. You may or may not believe that but here is a photo that makes me believe it in my case, anyway.
This photo shows no intimate parts at all but just the action of this lady made me harder than Curly's head. It's just what the photo indicates and promises.
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The Finger
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Posted:Jul 16, 2014 8:08 am
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2014 6:32 pm
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I am a straight male but ,years ago, discovered that I love for a woman to play with, and stick a finger in, my butt.
I discovered this in the army. Physicals are regularly schedualed in the army and you have no choice of doctors. It was in Mannheim, Germany. I was told to go through the door with Cpt. Jones' name on it, put on the gown and wait. It wasn't long until Cpt. Jones came in. Only he was a she. I wasn't really worried about being seen naked by a female but was apprehensive about the "Turn your head and cough" part. With the help of the multiplication table (Which doesn't work for long, I might add), I made it through that. Then came the "Bend over and spread em" part. This is the part that most men particularly hate, and I was no exception. My one consolation was that she was female, therefore has small fingers. Imagine my surprise when she started greasing me up that my pecker started to swell. Then when she put her finger in and felt for the prostate, I got harder than Curley's head ( The Three Stooges?). She had to have noticed that what had been hanging between my legs was, now, nowhere to be seen. And the loose, hanging testicles were, now, up and tight. Luckily before I had to turn around, she handed me the tissues to wipe with and told me that I could get dressed and that she would be back in a few minutes. Then she left the room. I wasn't as embarrassed as I was scared. My first thought was that I was queer. Yes, that was the word I used. I wasn't as enlightened then as I am now. It worried me for a long time but, after a few more female encounters, I finally realized that I was hetero.
A few years later, during a great weekend with a girlfriend, I had another shock. It was Sunday evening and we were going at it one more time before the weekend ended. It was one of those times when I just couldn't finish. I was getting tired and, I'm sure, she was getting sore. We had been at it for a good while. After a while I noticed that she had stuck her hand between us and was fingering herself as I was pumping away. It turns out that she was lubricating a finger because she raised up slightly, grabbed a butt cheek, pulled it to the side and stuck a finger right in my butt. It did surprise me but when she wiggled her finger, I shot like a fire hose. I didn't think I had that much in me, considering how we had been at each other all weekend. I thought I'd never empty.
After we had caught our breath and our skin tone returned, I asked her,"What did you do that for?" She said that she had done it to help me finish. I told her that had nothing to do with it. That I was about to finish when she did it. I'm sure that she didn't believe me.
I worried about that for a long time. But as time went by and I started getting in to the nudism and adult web sites, I have learned that a great number of men like butt play and finger insertion. Some,straight men, like even more than fingers. I don't worry now. And I,freely, admit to being a pervert anyway.
I know that getting comments here is like pulling teeth but I would like to hear from you about this. Especially the women.
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Be happy with what you have.
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Posted:Jul 6, 2014 7:37 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 3:1 pm
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A man with a 20-inch penis went to his doctor to complain that he was unable to get any women to have sex with him because they all told him that his penis was too long.
“Doctor,” he asked, in total frustration, “Is there any way you can shorten it?”
The doctor replied, “Medically , there is nothing I can do. But I do know a witch who may be able to help you.” So the doctor gave him directions to the witch’s place.
The man went to see the witch the next day, and told her his sad Joke.
“Witch, my penis is 20 inches long, and I can’t get any women to have sex with me. Can you help me shorten it?”
The witch asked him to pull it out so she could have a look at it. The man uncoiled his 20-inch penis. The witch stared in amazement, scratched her head, and then replied, “I think I have a solution to your problem. What you have to do is go to this pond deep in the forest. In the pond you will see a frog sitting on a log who can help solve your dilemma. You must ask the frog, ‘will you marry me?’ Each time the frog declines your proposal, your penis will be 4 inches shorter.”
The man’s face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He came upon the pond and, sure enough, there sat the frog on a log. He uncoiled his huge python-like penis and called out to the frog, “Will you marry me?”
The frog looked at him with some disdain, and replied, “NO.”
The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 4 inches shorter!
“WOW!” he screamed out loud. Then he said to himself, “This is great! But it’s still too long at 16 inches, so I’ll ask the frog to marry me again.”
Once more he shouted to the frog, “Frog, will you marry me?”
The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, “NO!”
The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and it was another 4 inches shorter! The man laughed, and shouted, “This is fantastic!”
He looked down at his penis once more, and by now it was only 12 inches long, so he reflected for a moment. “Twelve inches is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal,” he thought. “So, I’ll ask the frog to marry me ONE more time.”
Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, “Frog, will you marry me?”
The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head in frustration and said, “NO! NO! . . . and for the last time, NO!”
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Roadside Park, Cont.
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Posted:Jun 24, 2014 7:11 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 3:1 pm
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When I said, "Very soon," she put her mouth over the head and stroked a little faster. It wasn't a few seconds that I was shooting into her mouth. After she had stroked and squeezed the last drops out, she looked up at the man and opened her mouth while still holding on to me. After he had taken a couple of pictures in her mouth, she took some napkins from her pocket and put them to her mouth and emptied her mouth into the napkins. Now , I know, I should have said that she spit it into the napkins but that sounds so crude and unladylike. Anyway, she opened her mouth again so he could take a couple more photo's. I assume that the photo's will indicate that she swallowed it. She,then, let go of me so I could pull my pants up.
In a few minutes, we are in the parking area and he said that they do this all the time and usually post them in adult sites, and would I mind if they did that with these photo's. As my face wouldn't appear, I agreed. They told me which sites to watch. They thanked me for my time but I insisted to them that I was the one who should be giving thanks.
I never saw the photo's in either website but I could have missed them. But, if you are ever in Northern Alabama and at a roadside park. If you see a green mini-van with Huntsville tags (First two numbers are 47), head for the woods. It may be worth your while. I stop at all roadside parks now.
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Roadside Park (Cont.)
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Posted:Jun 24, 2014 7:03 am
Last Updated:Jun 24, 2014 7:18 am
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While traveling back from Alabama in April on a U.S. Hiway (I try to avoid Interstates) on my motorcycle, my kidneys decided that I needed to take a break. Up ahead, I spotted a roadside park. The kind that you used to have all over the U.S. on the old hiways. It was a lifesaver. As I pulled in, I noticed a mini van parked and a man and woman. They were in their mid to upper fourties and a nice looking couple. I parked the bike and headed straight for the trees before I got the proverbial warm feeling in my dark pants. I did say "Hi" to them on the way past, as to not appear unfriendly. About twenty feet into the woods, I found a very large Sycamore tree and put it between myself and them. The woods were fairly thick so there wasn't much chance of being seen but it was an added safty measure. I carefully unzipped; I say carefully because I haven't worn underwear since Vietnam and to hastily unzip can have very unpleasant consequences. About halfway through a very nice empting of the bladder, I hear a noise and there they are watching. She said,"Don't mind us, go on and finish." When finished he said,"Don't put it away yet. My wife likes to get strangers off while I take pictures. Would you mind?" I was dumbfounded. This happens to others, not me. I said,"No face pics? He said,"Only hers." I said, Hell, yes." At that, she dropped to her knees and undid my pants. Then she started to stroke me. It wasn't long until I was ready to shoot. Being a gentleman I told her. She said, "Soon?" I said,"Very soon."
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New Photo
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Posted:May 11, 2014 10:35 am
Last Updated:Jul 6, 2014 9:07 am
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While surfing around a few adult sites this morning, I came across this photo. At first, I thought I'd add it to my photo's as my new profile photo. It would be as a joke as the photo is obviously shopped. At least I hope it is. Then I got to thinking. Like most men, I wouldn't mind having a little more in the endowment department, but this? I can't see any use for it. Where would you keep it? What woman would want it? Or what man, for that matter?
I think I'll just be happy with what little I have.
Later folks.
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Resort Erections
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Posted:May 3, 2014 5:24 am
Last Updated:Aug 27, 2014 7:01 pm
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This one is from Indian Hills Resort in Slidell, La. if I remember correctly. They didn't seem to mind the photo but I cropped their heads out any way.
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Resorts and Sex
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Posted:May 2, 2014 11:15 am
Last Updated:Jul 6, 2014 9:04 am
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I should have posted this with the prior blog. I like humor, also.
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Nude Resorts and Erections
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Posted:May 2, 2014 11:08 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 3:1 pm
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I posted a blog a while back pertaining to erections at nude resorts and beaches. I have been told that a true nudist does not get an erection at a nude resort. That may be true although I very much doubt it. As I have stated, I am not a true nudist. I like being naked and seeing others naked. And I do know that erections occur at nude resorts and beaches. I have seen more than a few. I have photo's of many. Some, I have personally taken. Most will have hidden faces. Some are of folks who I have promised to not show their faces. Others don't care but since I can't remember who I made the promise to and who doesn't care, I'll just hide them all as to keep my integrity intact. If you see a face, it will be because they have posted the photo on other sites and are not concerned.
These were not all taken at adult resorts. Most come from places advertised as family resorts and beaches. If I can remember, I'll tell where they were taken. Here is the first installment. I believe that this was taken at a resort in Georgia.
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Erotic Movies
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Posted:May 1, 2014 12:19 pm
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 3:1 pm
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I just got through looking at one of my favorite adult web sites and have made a startling discovery. Americans just can’t make a decent erotic movie. We can make porn as well as anyone but there is a big difference between porno and erotic. I'm not sure that I can explain the difference and it may be different to different people, but I know what I like.
After my divorce, I rented an XXX movie. I hadn't seen one in years. The ex considered them "Disgusting." While watching, I found myself complaining about the lack of a plot and the bad acting. Here I am watching beautiful woman being taken in all openings by men and women and I'm complaining about the plot and acting. Was I getting old? Maybe, but I like to think that I'm more discriminating now. Let's face it. American porn can all have the same title-"Things That Never Happen To You in Real Life." I am as American as anyone but I'm the first to admit that the Europeans have it all over us in the area of erotica. Especially the French, Italians and the Brits. Why is that? We can do explicit as well as anyone but explicit is not especially erotic, to me. Now, I am not against explicit. But it can be done erotically. About the best movie I've seen is called "9 Songs." It gets very explicit toward the end but it is as erotic as anything I've ever seen. It has American actors but it is British made. I saw a clip from it on another site and ordered it through Amazon. Uncut version.
Why can't Americans make a movie like that? If anyone knows of some good erotic movies, let me know. Especially American movies. But I do believe that the good ones will be European.
Later folks.
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Law of Flash
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Posted:Feb 16, 2014 8:06 am
Last Updated:Oct 21, 2014 3:58 am
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I love retirement. Now I have retired twice before, but this time is for good. I can devote more time to blogs, for one thing. Yesterday, I touched on what makes a woman sexy to me. I mentioned courage. I want to expand on that somewhat.
Some folks think that courage is the absence of fear. Wrong. The absence of fear is stupidity. Courage is doing what is needed at the time even though you may be afraid. And this goes for physically as well as morally. Now morals are a personal matter. Especially when it comes to sex. To me sex where one person is unwilling is immoral.Some folks think same sex is immoral. As long as the people involved enjoy and it hurts no one else, to me, its moral. And, sometimes, it takes courage to be honest. I am a straight male. But I readily admit to liking a woman stick a finger up my butt. Back to the point. It is no secret that I love a woman who likes to show. And it is legal in most states if you use a little common sense. But dont let a couragous flash be an act of stupidity. Most everyone knows that to get a set of beads at Mardi Gras in New Orleans, I mean Naw'lins, a woman flashes her boobs. And it is pretty much tolorated there, especially at Mardi Gras. But it is still illegal. And the lady who walked up to two policemen on Royal St. and opened her blouse in front of witnesses was just plain stupid. They had no choice but to arrest her.
Many laws in many states include the words "Knowingly" and "Intent". If you knowingly show a body part with the intent for someone to see, you may get arrested. But if you are legally dressed and bend over in a short skirt and have no panties on and some one "accidentally" see's, you are covered (So to speak) in most places. You didnt knowingly show and had no intent for anyone to see. Smart and couragous as opposed to brash and stupid. But check the laws in your state to be sure. There are fifty states (or fifty seven depending on who you listen to) and each one could have different laws.
Enough for now. I would like to know how many ladies of outcupid.com like to "Accidentally" flash. I'll try to find a couple of "Accidental" flash photo's and talk with you folks later.
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Figures
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Posted:Feb 15, 2014 8:20 am
Last Updated:Oct 21, 2014 3:59 am
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Having been up since one AM, I have been doing some reading and recollecting. And being in PM(Pervert mode), most of it is sexual. I am not a big believer in statistics. If you have one foot incased in ice and the other one in hot coals,statistically you are comfortable. But these figures are obtained by those who assume to be much more intelligent than I.
Thirty four percent of men and ten percent of women have lied to get sex. Now I find that very hard to believe. Women maybe. But a man lying to a woman? Never. Now I know that it is kind of hard to believe us at times. But I really do have ten inches. It's just that the women I've been with are near sighted and can't really see it all. And I know that you ladies believe me when I say that the only thing I notice about them is thier eyes.
Seven percent of American women sleep in the nude. I could find nothing about American men or foreign men or women. I would say that the percentage would be higher in Europe. I would hope that the percentage would be higher. I sleep neeeekid. Nude is without clothes but artfully. Naked is without clothes because you like to be without clothing. Neeeekid is without clothing and up to something. A southern term. Besides, I love to spoon and it is a lot more fun neeeekid.
The initial spurt of ejaculate travels at twenty eight miles per hour. Now, the record for the one hundred yard dash is somewhere around twenty seven MPH. I guess that means that if you shot your load at the wrong time, it really could catch up with you.
Unobstructed, your penis is capable of twelve to twenty four inch spurts. I wouldnt know this personally. I never masturbated. From the time I got my first eleven inch erection, I had women lined up to get it. And if I had whupped my mule in bed, my twelve inch pecker would have shot it over my head. You have to believe me. remember, men do not lie.
I guess that is enough figures for now. I'd rather study some of the ladies figures anyway. Ooops. I mean thier eyes.
I guess I'll try to find an appropriate photo to go with this blog. If not I'll put in some kind of nasty,filthy,perverted, degenerate trash.
Later folks.
Tell a Viet vet,"Welcome home."
Forgive your enemies. It messes up thier minds.
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