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Douche List
Posted:Mar 16, 2016 2:26 pm
Last Updated:Sep 29, 2018 1:59 am

We've been thinking about doing this for a while now. It's not somethign we plan to be proud of but it's a necessary evil with no user feedback on most folks profiles. Only the more extreme examples of douche baggery will make the list, so if we put them here, it's for a good reason.

Here's the first entry...

readytoplay28792 is a douche.
Sent a dick pic, we turned him down and he went off on a angry rant calling me a fat cow.
Prospect or not?
Posted:Oct 7, 2018 1:28 pm
Last Updated:Oct 11, 2018 8:39 pm

Just had a new neighbor move in, a little older and a bit of an unreformed wild child but very friendly and decent looking. We've met him before and even offered some fun previously but he turned it down, but in two days has already brought it up and didn't seem so sure about it this time
There's an old saying in these parts, "Don't shit in your own backyard." that could apply here, if anything goes south, he's living next door. If it goes well, the prospect of a close by regular bull for the wife is also appealing. We're not big on partying either...We have other prospects, so the wife will get fucked either way
Looking for honest opinions here, not just horny replies and votes.

Advice from the masses?
DO persue it, and let the neighbor fuck the wife.
DON'T persue it, neighbor is too close to home.
4 Comments , 14 votes
Funny Memes
Posted:Sep 28, 2018 9:32 am
Last Updated:Oct 7, 2018 1:30 pm
Post em if you got em...
Perception VS Reality
Posted:Sep 7, 2018 11:48 pm
Last Updated:Sep 24, 2018 8:35 am
You see that female or that couple with the hot chick on the IM and you take a shot and message them, saying 'Hi how are you?" and holy shit, they actually respond! You scramble to attach and send your pic just knowing that it will drive the woman into a lustful frenzy and she will be unable to resist her carnal desires that your torrid image will surely inspire deep in her loins.

You send this...

But they see this...


A man cuts on the IM and starts scrolling through the list of women online, knowing his charms are exclusive and desirable.
He thinks...

A woman cuts on the IM and is immediately greeted with message after message, she thinks...


She says she isn't interested, and the man persists knowing that at any moment he will win her over and she will see the light.

He thinks...

She thinks...


The underlying problem is simple mathematics...

World War Three or Not?
Posted:Sep 7, 2018 10:56 pm
Last Updated:Oct 11, 2018 1:22 am

The situation in Syria is starting to get really fucked up.
What do you guys think about the possibility of this escalating into another global conflict, i.e. WWIII?
Yes, this will escalate into WWIII.
No, this will blow over eventually.
1 comment , 11 votes
Favorite Retro Porn Films
Posted:Aug 30, 2018 11:18 am
Last Updated:Oct 6, 2018 8:55 am

Curious as to other folks' favorite oldie porn films or stars...
Some of the first ones I ever saw was Devil In Miss Jones 3, 1001 Erotic Nights, and New Wave Hookers. I think Devil In Miss Jones 3 was my favorite of those. Was always a big Ona Zee fan too, she sure was a hottie. Can't really make such a list without a nod to Ginger Lynn.
The wife really enjoyed the German Snow White film, we finally found a subtitled version of it so we could finally understand the dialogue lol. The woman that played the evil queen in that was pretty hot.
Standard Members
Posted:Aug 13, 2018 1:10 pm
Last Updated:Oct 6, 2018 8:55 am

We get utterly swamped with IM's on here, most of them, by far, are free members and looking to hot chat or send a dick pic. It seems a lot of them are looking to get something from nothing to us. Mostly we respond to them, but they seem to be the more pushy and desperate demographic here. They can't view profiles, or send a regular message so for the few remaining real swingers on here it gets tiresome at times with them asking the same questions over and over again.

Wondering how other gold members on here handle that so I thought we'd post a poll and see what comes of it...

Do you think standard members should be allowed to use the IM here on outcupid.com?
We don't care either way.
4 Comments , 20 votes
Typical IM's
Posted:Aug 10, 2018 12:39 pm
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2018 5:54 am

Hear alot of complaints from single guys about people not replying to Instant Messages on here. We try to respond to all of them, even if it's just to tell them we aren't interested but thought it would be interesting to put up a couple of the 's we've gotten and maybe it will help some of you understand why most folks don't them any attention. If you guys have gotten some you found entertaining, feel free to post them (just leave the Id's out please).

from single male...


from single male...
(sends Dick Pic)
You Like?

"Not really."

from single male...
"Why not?"

"Cause you just sent a dick pic to a 240lb straight male, we are a couple."
Greetings from Mumbai
Posted:Aug 10, 2018 11:35 am
Last Updated:Aug 24, 2018 12:53 am

Over the last or so there has been a huge influx of members to outcupid.com from India. About once every other day or so we get a message or from some tragically overzealous guy in Mumbai or Calcutta wanting to know when he can meet us. Hopefully this post will spare some of those guys the heartache of rejection...

We just don't get to India often. In fact, we're lucky to get out of the house and very rarely out of town so the chances of us dropping everything and jumping on a plane to travel several thousands of miles to a third world country to let some stranger hump the wife are pretty slim. I know that sounds selfish, but in a country with 1.3 billion people in it, surely you guys can find a willing sexual partner a little closer to home, and if you can't then perhaps you should work on your approach. As tempting as it is for us, we have to decline most of the offers, sorry guys.
The outcupid.com IM Debacle
Posted:Aug 7, 2018 5:30 am
Last Updated:Aug 13, 2018 1:43 pm

We have been on outcupid.com for a long time, since about 1997 when it first started out. The IM has always been a little flakey, but here lately, at least since we've gotten back on it has become pretty much unusable. Every time you switch it to 'On IM' and go to another page on here, it turns itself back to 'Busy'. I've seen it literally switch off all by itself. Are you guys having the same problem or are we maybe having some kind of browser issues?
Don't be a Dick Pic
Posted:Aug 6, 2018 1:48 pm
Last Updated:Aug 10, 2018 2:09 pm

What is it about using a picture of your dick for your main profile photo that is supposed to appeal to others on here? Not much for generalizations or stereotypes, but we've found that nine times out of ten, the ones that have a single picture of their dick on their profile turn out to be the shit talkers and cheaters we usually try to avoid. Post a pic of your face or, if that isn't possible for whatever reason, then post a pic that shows something about yourself that is unique or tells a little about you. When your main profile pic is a penis, that actually tells folks alot about yourself and it's not good and invariably your message tends to get buried in a sea of dick pics, just another same ole same ole on here. Try to stand out without pulling it out, there's ladies here you know.
Still Seeking....
Posted:Aug 6, 2018 1:27 pm
Last Updated:Aug 7, 2018 8:09 pm

We're still looking for a female who would be willing to have fun with hubby while the wife watches, sort of a reversal of our usual. We've been on outcupid.com since 1997, and swinging for 26 years now and in all that time, we've yet to find a real honest to god female on here who would be interested in playing with a couple. Another couple who would be willing to set something like that up would be awesome as well. It always ends up being the hotwife that has all the fun and we'd like to change it up for once. It's one of our long time fantasies and I guess we just haven't met the right folks yet. If this interests any of you ladies, please drop us a line!
1 comment
Pain Management is a Joke
Posted:Aug 2, 2018 11:24 pm
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2018 8:01 pm
As alot of you guys know, I had a serious spine injury in Feb. of last year. Lost feeling in my toes and my penis and had a horrible burning sensation in my lap when I sat down and coughed at the same time. Went to the emergency room and ended up in emergency surgery the next morning. They did a Billateral Laminectomy and Discectomy on my L5 and discovered I had a previous fracture that had ossified the left side of my L5 to my S1 that they had to chisel apart. I was apparently about 2mm from being paralyzed.

I spent about a month in the rehabilitation hospital and after I got home I found out that the surgery had been very 'aggressive' and it caused my spine to collapse downward and was causing me a great deal of pain to walk. Ended up going to Chapel Hill to have an Anterior and Posterior Spinal Fusion and Bone grafts. Spent another month in the hospital after that one and was told I had degenerative arthritis, slight right scoliosis, persistent stenosis and would likely be in moderate to severe pain for the rest of my life. I have nine screws, two rods, plates and bone grafts in my lower back now.

Anyways, the laws have changed drastically and apparently your regular doctor is no longer able to prescribe any pain medication so they referred me to pain management. It literally took seven months and five separate referrals to finally get accepted to one. I finally get there and they tell me that because I am THC positive, they can't give me any pain medication. They are more than happy to inject steroids, or run wires up my spine for tens of thousands of dollars, or kill the nerves in my back for a couple months. It took them seven months of going to that clinic for them to get me a simple back brace, was left sitting in the exam room for an hour four different times, they are very rude and condescending to you... it's ridiculous.

I started taking this Kratom stuff for the pain, and that stuff is an absolute god send. It acts as an opiate, the two main active alkaloids in it bind to the Mu receptors and within twenty minutes of taking it, your pain is gone. There's no heavy sedation, no respiratory suppression, it's nowhere near as addictive as traditional opiates, no real way to overdose on it, and no major problems with constipation. I'm not trying to sell anything, but I can't say enough good about it. If it wasn't for Kratom, I wouldn't have been able to walk for the last several months. Now of course, the bastards are trying to ban it because it's going to put these greedy assed pain management facilities out of business and put a serious dent in the pharmaceutical companies who make those dangerous and addictive opiates. If you have someone in your family or circle of friends that is in pain or maybe addicted to opiates, please tell them to try Kratom, it will absolutely relieve pain and it helps alot of addicts get off the dope without going through withdrawals. It's a miracle, completely natural, and needs public support before they take it off the market due to the anti-kratom BULLSHIT they are pumping out through the media.

Anyways, I got the THC out of my system and quit the kratom long enough to appease the uppity ass who is my 'pain dr.' and he finally, after seven months of them milking my insurance for thousands of dollars, ordered some pain medication for me... it's nowhere near as effective as the kratom was and now I have to go and piss in a cup like a criminal once a month for the rest of my life? I'm seriously considering telling them to go fuck themselves and stocking up on enough kratom to last a couple years. The Hotwife and I would love to hear you guys' opinions on it.

The bastards weren't going to give me anything for pain and let me walk around with that shit for seven months!

PS... if you are interested in it, the Red Vein Bentuangie Kratom is the best one to take for pain, it is fermented which oxidizes the mitragynine alkaloids into 7-HO-Mitragynine which is a potent Mu receptor agonist and absolutely kills your pain at a 3-4 gram dosage.

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