Typical IM's  

WNCCuckoldcpl 44M/45F  
377 posts
8/10/2018 12:39 pm
Typical IM's


Hear alot of complaints from single guys about people not replying to Instant Messages on here. We try to respond to all of them, even if it's just to tell them we aren't interested but thought it would be interesting to put up a couple of the 's we've gotten and maybe it will help some of you understand why most folks don't them any attention. If you guys have gotten some you found entertaining, feel free to post them (just leave the Id's out please).

from single male...
"Hey"

Us...
"Howdy"

from single male...
(sends Dick Pic)
You Like?

Us...
"Not really."

from single male...
"Why not?"

Us...
"Cause you just sent a dick pic to a 240lb straight male, we are a couple."

{=}


WNCCuckoldcpl 44M/45F  
261 posts
8/10/2018 12:42 pm

IM from single male...
Hello.
How are you doing today?

Us...
We're doing pretty good.

IM from single male...
Is this the M or F?

Us...
It's the male, wife is at work right now.

IM from single male...
(crickets chirping)

{=}


WNCCuckoldcpl 44M/45F  
261 posts
8/10/2018 12:49 pm

IM from single male...
Hi there.

Us...
Howdy.

IM from single male...
When can I fuck you?

Us...
Isn't that a little presumptuous?

IM from single male...
?
wat you mean?

Us...
I mean you're a total stranger and you're 500+miles away.

IM from single male...
(sends Dick Pic)
I sent you a pic

Us...
I see that.

IM from single male...
so do you want to hook up?

Us...
not really.

IM from single male...
fuck you then fat cow

Us...
Ok... fuck you too then.

{=}


WNCCuckoldcpl 44M/45F  
261 posts
8/10/2018 1:03 pm

IM from single male...
cum inside, hubby will clean up

Us...
not much of an introduction lol

IM from single male...
very sexy
lol, how are you two?
never know when this thing will work

Us...
We're doing good.

{=}


WNCCuckoldcpl 44M/45F  
261 posts
8/10/2018 1:07 pm

IM from single male...
You like younger cock?
(sends Dick Pic)

Us...
I don't, but the wife does occasionally.

IM from single male...
Oh sorry.

{=}


WNCCuckoldcpl 44M/45F  
261 posts
8/10/2018 1:22 pm

IM from single male...
Does she like long cocks?

Us...
I think most women do.

IM from single male...
(Sends Dick Pic)
she will like my cock.

Us...
Your profile says attached?

IM from 'single' male
yea my girl dont fuck anymore

Us...
We're not much on cheaters, probably not going to be interested.

IM from single male...
oh ok sorry

THE NEXT DAY
IM from single male...
what are you up to

Us...
Not much

IM from single male
She like long cocks?

Us...
Didn't we just have this conversation?

Im from single male...
wat you mean?

Us...
I mean we told you yesterday we weren't interested.

IM from single male...
why not?

Us...
You're not single.

IM from single male...
I'm for real

Us...
LOL we're still not interested

IM from single male...
FU then

Us...
OK have a great day

{=}


WNCCuckoldcpl 44M/45F  
261 posts
8/10/2018 1:34 pm

IM from couple...
Hi
How are you guys?

Us...
We're doing pretty good.

IM from couple
What are you looking for?

Us...
It's all pretty much laid out on our profile, we'd love to meet another couple though. She gets burned out on all the single males.

IM from couple...
I'd love to fuck her.

Us...
You mean we?

IM from couple...
what?

Us...
Your profile says you are a couple?

IM from couple...
She doesn't play anymore.

Us...
That sucks.

IM from couple...
Yeah it does. She knows what I do and is ok with it.

Us...
We wouldn't want to play with 1/2 of a couple.

IM from couple...
I meet for real. I can come to you.

Us...
I bet lol We just wouldn't be comfortable with that unless you plan to bring her to a meeting.

IM from couple...
She is ok with it.

Us...
Yeah but we wouldn't be.

IM from couple...
(sends Dick pic)
I'm a heavy cummer.

Us...
We're not interested, sorry.

IM from couple...
Why are you on this site then?

Us...
Seriously?

IM from Couple...
Yeah serious

Us...
We are on here to turn you down just for the fun of it

{=}


HasteBeatsWaltz 50F  
1361 posts
8/10/2018 2:50 pm

Love the " we are In here to turn you down just for the fun of it" the best. Need a sense of humour on this site.

Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth.

If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.


MoJoMack 57M  
540 posts
8/11/2018 1:08 pm

LOLOL....you should collect all those 'chats" and put them into a book!!!


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