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Get your ass out hunting! Put some meat in your freezer before you try to put your meat in a woman!  

IVFalternative 53M
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1/21/2019 9:40 pm
Get your ass out hunting! Put some meat in your freezer before you try to put your meat in a woman!
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IVFalternative 53M
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1/21/2019 9:43 pm

 Sometimes I generalize. I'm just a stranger on the internet. Breath deep and calm your shit down.
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HAMONMAN 64M
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1/21/2019 10:52 pm

 Does this mean I have to make a spear and find and kill a mastodon to get laid?

Hope not ...


IVFalternative 53M
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1/21/2019 10:59 pm
    Quoting HAMONMAN:
    Does this mean I have to make a spear and find and kill a mastodon to get laid?

    Hope not ...
Anything that gives you a sense of achievement will do. It's in our nature to invent tools though, I see no need to use stone age equipment.
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TicklePlease 56F  
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1/22/2019 2:17 pm

 Jeez man.... now I'm thinking about a freezer full of body parts!

but you know, you may be on to something with that analogy, specifically the common ground between the sport-hunter/sport-fucker!


IVFalternative replies on 1/22/2019 5:24 pm:
Plenty of times I've seen men at a bar gather around a woman like a pack of hungry dogs, but she goes for a guy who is chilled out and doesn't even approach her until she invites his attention.

That's the difference between approaching seduction like a hunt or a dance, in my view.

traveljunkie13 56F
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1/22/2019 5:07 pm

 Not gonna lie...the thing I found most sexually appealing about S was the fact that he was that he was all man. More of a throwback to previous generations. Not that all women appreciate that particular brand of masculinity but for those of us that do it's a massive fucking turn on!


IVFalternative replies on 1/22/2019 5:49 pm:
The ability to acquire resources and provide protection are instinctive turn ons, even though in modern society the woman may require neither.

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